"As long as there have been smart people, there have been bullies who prey on them," reports a schoolgirl on the TV cartoon show "The Simpsons."
"Is it jealousy?" she asks. "No! It's airborne pheromones!"
According to the cartoon, smart people produce a chemical that drives bullies wild.
Maybe we could test the skin of students, teachers and administrators, and give the smart ones an antidote for their pheromones, and thus put an end to bullying by adults and kids in our schools!
Or maybe the situation is more complicated than "The Simpsons" makes it out to be. Oh, well. It was a nice thought.
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